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[kellianne]

Lindsay as Marilyn? Sorry, Lindsey, but it just doesn't work. Marylin looks better than you even when she's 36ish and about to die. Maybe what you really need is time away from the tanning booth? And, man. I won't even get into the flat hair. I'm really surprised the photo team let these out of the box like this.

(i usually like lindsay shoots, btw. that W spread a few years back was outstanding. i'm not saying this because i don't think she's got allure. this set is just so bad.)

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[cd332.livejournal.com]

I hate to say it, and you know this is one of my pet peeves: Instead of being absolutely fabulous in their own right, the stars of today are trying to be poor counterfeits of what was (and this may very well be just due to aging gay directors at fashion shoots attempting to resurrect their childhood icons). Lindsay as Liz, Marilyn...c'mon! I'm waiting for Lindsay as Oliver Reed (at least they have one thing in common in real life).

I'd welcome a cover feature of Lindsay as only Lindsay can unmistakably be: Loud, drunk, and makeup running all over.

But hey....if Jennifer Love Hewitt can be Audrey Hepburn, it's only a matter of time before Carrot-Top gets to play Joan Fontaine.